‘greatest hits of dezzi’
if you pre-order you get a LE vinyl
SAUCY!
WE WERE MADE OUT OF PRETTY BEANS
I know it’s blurry, but I couldn’t resist putting up this photo of my beautiful mom and I on mother’s day and our dorky matching shirts that she picked out just for the occasion.
Love you momma xx
I got into a bit of a discussion with a friend of mine a couple of weeks ago where I mentioned how I fucking hated the flash on photo booth and she asked me why and so I figured I’d demonstrate how fucking terrible that god damn flash is.
Here’s a photo of me without the flash:

Yes everything’s fine and beautiful okay now
Then there’s
me
with
the
fucking
flash:

The trained eye should be able to see how fucking unflattering that is, okay
I am 19 today :D
birthday, boobies,& a bombing sweater <3
HEY YOU BUTTCUNTS
THIS IS MY BOMB-ASS FRIEND DEZZI AND SHE’S MOTHERFUCKING NINETEEN TODAY
GET ON HER FUCKING LEVEL
#AND LOOK AT THOSE TITS #MY GOD
omfg u maek me sew happiy
It’s this bitch’s birthday. She’s 19. This is her last year as a teenager, but it’s not her last year as an amazing fucking person. Dez, I’m so fucking tired but I’ve stayed up til now to tell all of tumblr how much of an amazing person you are, how you’re one of the only remaining friends I actually like, and how I need you to live as long as possible so you can be there while we get through all the concerts, stupid bitches, girls and boys, drama, college, and everything that life is gonna throw at us. You are my best fucking friend and you always fucking will be. I love you, qurl, thank you for being so wonderful, and I hope you have a lovely day. See you later ^__^<3<3<3.
PS- YOUR PRESENT SHIPPED!
I wish I had seen this last night before I went to sleep!!!! I love you too, Gabbah baby <3 I cherish you so fucking much, and I promise to make it past 40 so I get to see your punk rock sons and your heavy metal husband :D Can’t wait for you to eat pizza hut with me ^___^
For a stupid holiday, this was such an amazing experience, and I have you guys to thank. I’m so glad I have people like this in my life who make derping around unforgettable. And that perfume present from your mom was THE cutest/best VDay gift I’ve ever received. Those smiles are genuine and all thanks to you two<3.
Glad you liked the perfume dearie :D I’m honored to have made your day <3 I’m so blessed to have a friend like you in my life; you deserve to be smiling and laughing like this every damn second of your life!
Love youuuuuuuuuuu <3
Before watching:
After:
^&%$q#$#%i^% IM SORRY DEZ DX
NEXT TIME WE’RE WATCHING THE JIM CARREY MOVIE
OKAY
OKAY
I’m always using the computer on my bed, so I end up holding my face in all my pictures like my neck doesn’t fucking work.
This is Lucie. My best friend drew her (vexme.tumblr.com). At first glance, Lucie looks like a typical immoral “gothic/punk/rocker slut.” but you don’t know of Lucie’s past, her aspirations, her morals, what kind of a person she is. Lucie is (a much more extreme version of) me. This is basically my “stay true” tattoo. Like everyone else, I’ve been judged to no end for how I look and who I hang out with, meanwhile no one knows of my dreams or the good I’ve done in my life. The lyrics “in spite of you, I am still here,” are from the song Obstructed View by Rise Against [yes tumblr trolls I know it says “I’m” instead of “I am”- I wanted it that way]. Basically, people are going to hate you no matter how much you try, so you’d might as well be yourself- inside and out. I’m very proud of who I am and where I’m going, and if people don’t like it, they can turn the other way, and I’ll continue to spite them and be happy with myself- including how I dress, act, and who I do it with. In the words of Rich from R&D, “this is basically your ‘fuck you’ tattoo.” <3
It’s so fucking awesome that something I drew now lives and breathes on another person - and what better person than my best fucking friend? The fact it means something so vital and inspiring to her makes me wanna just scream and bleed with happiness.
Today was absolutely thrilling. It was nice to finally meet you, Lucie. I can already tell you’re going to love your new home <3



















